Fat Men Running

A great record has fallen. One that lasted nearly 2 years, was targeted by many (at least 3), but untouchable by all.

That's right, the Holmes family half marathon record has been surpassed. And not only did it fall, but it hit the ground like an Irishman trying to jump a fence on March 17th. So to my younger brother, congrats on a 1:44 showing (just under 8 min/mile) at the Fredericton Half Marathon. An 8 minute pace is impressive in any race, never mind one of such a distance.

In a congratulatory gesture, here is a photo of you skipping over the finish line like the little girl you are:

Hats off to Janine as well, who dominated the 10k in under 58 minutes. We can all agree that her finishing picture is much more masculine than the "man" with whom she lives in sin:

Of course, this blog would be nothing without a little self promotion, so here is a joyous me after a 1:56 (9min/mile) finish. Not bad for a fat man.

And finally, big props to MiaManda. Over 20 hours in a car with my family over 3 days and not one person was slapped, kicked or stabbed. This was possibly the greatest endurance feat of the weekend. I offer you this picture with the hottest man in the world as your award.