Most of my family and friends have no idea what I do for work. It's been widely speculated by family members that I either:
Work with a covert government agency
Fix computers at Best Buy
Unfortunately, my life just isn't as exciting as carrying a gun or wearing the much desired blue polo with khakis. Instead, I'm a consultant. I could go into details, but this video pretty much has it covered:
Please note - the bankers in that video are the douches that helped get us in this housing bust/credit crunch/insolvent banking situation. We, the consultants, are the good guys.
Hey, watch the banker comments!! Some of us ate dust over the last few years, making less but higher quality loans that the competition...and did not contribute to this crap-o-la situation. Love you too :)
I'd expect nothing less from the well educated southern belle type bankers out there. It's the silver-spoon, never faced a challenge in their life punks that need a good ass whooping.
I'm a dork, but my friends are really cool. I really like working with computers, but am not a gadget guy (other than iPods). I love to get outside, but somehow manage to stay very pale. I'm somewhat intelligent but got horrible grades and say really stupid things. I think texting and IM'ing are the bee's knees but am not a big fan of the phone. And I love people who are secure enough to be self deprecating.
I think that you should be able to express yourself in haiku or limerick. They keep things simple and fun.
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Hey, watch the banker comments!! Some of us ate dust over the last few years, making less but higher quality loans that the competition...and did not contribute to this crap-o-la situation. Love you too :)
I'd expect nothing less from the well educated southern belle type bankers out there. It's the silver-spoon, never faced a challenge in their life punks that need a good ass whooping.
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